Stanley Spudowsky's Mop Talk
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This is my new mop.  George, my friend, he gave me this mop.  This is
a good mop.  It's not as good as my first mop.  I miss my first mop.
But this is still a good mop.  Sometimes you have to take what life
gives you.  'cause life is like a mop.  Sometimes life gets full of
dirt, crud, bugs and hairballs and stuff.  You, you, you gotta clean
it out.  You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start
all over again.  And sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so
bad, you know a mop... a mop, it's not good enough.  It's not good
enough!  You gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know.
You gotta really scrub.  You gotta get it off, gotta really try and
get it off.  But if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work, you can't
give up!  You gotta stand right up, you gotta run to a window and say,
"HEY!!! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, 
 AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"