Laundry Day
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Lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic
parody of "Come Out and Play (Keep'em Separated)" by OffSpring

(You gotta keep'em separated)

You like the latest fashions
You'd like to keep'em clean
You take a trip every week to the laundromat
Throw a load in the washing machine

But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes
You gotta sort'em out first as everyone knows
Remember bright colors and the other don't mix
Before you wash'em up, wash'em up, wash'em up, wash'em up...
HEY!!!

Are your undies turning pink?
Take'em out! (You gotta keep'em separated)
Hey-ay... Are your cottons gonna shrink?
Sort'em out! (You gotta keep'em separated)

Hey-ay, then when it's time
You can stick'em in the dryer 
You can hang'em on a li-e-ine
Hey-ay! It's Laundry Day!