"You Don't Take Your Showers"
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(parody of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers")

You don't take your showers
You don't use Ban Roll On
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when...

You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

I had to buy some Airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you're a slob

You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But THAT'S HOW IT GOES!

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes...

'Cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use Ban Roll On
And you don't take your showers...any...more

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From: LYNETTEBB@aol.com
Date: Wed, 20 Sep 1995 01:50:44 -0400
Subject: Al's unreleased lyrics