One More Minute --------------- by Weird Al Yankovic Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin' I'm glad that you found somebody new 'cause I'd rather spend eternity Eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you I guess I might seem kind of bitter You've got me feeling down in the dumps 'cause I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love And I have to use the self service pumps! Oh so, honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two 'cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Then spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Then watch you going out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again (Oh can't ya see what I'm trying to tell ya darling!) I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station... with my tongue Then spend one more minute with you. Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades Then spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip my heart right outta my ribcage With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor And stomp on it 'till I die!!!! (GASP!) Then spend... one more minute... with you