"This Is The Life" I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly mobile dude. This is the life! They say that money corrupts you, But I can't really tell. I got the whole world at my feet, And I think it's pretty swell. I got women lined up outside my door. They've been waitin' there since the week before. Who could ask for more? This is the life! You're dead for a real long time. You just can't prevent it. So if money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it. Yeah, every day I make the front page news. No time to pay my dues. I got a million pairs of shoes. This is the life! I got a solid gold Cadillac. I make a fortune while I sleep. You can tell I'm a living legend, Not some ordinary creep. No way, I'm the boss. The Big Cheese. Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees. I can do just what I please. This is the life! That's right, I'm the king. Number One. I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton. I pay the bills, I call the shots, I grease the palms, I buy the yachts. One thing I can guarantee. The best things in life, they sure ain't free. It's such a thrill just to be me. This is the life! This is the life!